Had to share these with you! These were a few of my favorites.
I'm sorry I didn't mean to bite your tail so hard, I was just teasing.
He's mine and I'm keeping him, you can't have him, he's mine!
Don’t worry, Larry, they'll have to come through me if they want to take you to
Here, I brought him back; next time he goes for a walk, you go get him.
What, who, us? We were no where near the toilet paper roll. Not us, no way.
Hey Irvin, your ear weighs a ton and I'm stuck.
You give up yet?